The legendary Ron Burgandy. Dialectical Behavior Therapy is a proven psychology for helping to regulate emotions. Combines eastern philosophy with paradoxical thinking, great for helping people with borderline personality disorder.
Doughnut cake, cigarettes in bra, guy with hand down his pants, fat dude in a stained denim shirt with white socks and sandals, in supervised kids in an above ground pool.... I could go on and on. It's like I Spy white trash version.