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but they still want a confession~~ I never got one

Women and confessions. This is so true! "Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world, but they still want a confession.

Every time I see a child throwing a temper tantrum in the store.

Every time I see a child throwing a temper tantrum in the store.

You know what's sweeter than the sound of a child's laughter? The sound of silence from not having any fucking kids.

Brain freeze.

The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love - Quotes

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Teenager Quotes: 20 Inspirational And Funny Sayings From Tumbler It depends on where you are going

Telling a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat

I advise no one to tell me to calm down. Hahah baptizing a cat. haha im going to be laughing for days.

If no one disagrees with you or dislikes you, you haven't taken a real risk yet.   A successful woman is one who can build a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at her.

A successful woman is one who can build a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at her.and while your foundation is going up, you will see theirs crumble.

I used 2 do that to my DNA sharing "sister" when we were kids..apparently I didn't do it enough !

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

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