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Sorry that doing my best displeases you. Do tell me how I can stretch myself further to meet your impossibly high standards.

Funny Confession Ecard: You might think you're an 'honest' person but being a mean spirited insecure jealous bitch is not the same as being honest.

Many scientists are refuting this "Sun Theory," and actually believe that the Earth revolves around me.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Who are we? WOMEN! What do we want? WE DON'T KNOW! When do we want it? NOW!

True story. lol seriously not to mention the difference between a channel lock and a viscipt (however thats spelled!)