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could've said this soooo many times before lol DAMNIT!!

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

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Funny Confession Ecard: Just FYI - I am out of the medicine that makes me like you.

Thats us

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

Have a nice day...

Bahaha everyday at work! Change to read 'I have to remember that the .

Truth  all I do is speak truth ‍♀️ can't handle me calling you out, don't do shitty things to be called out on.

Truth 😉😉 all I do is speak truth 🤷‍♀️ can't handle me calling you out, don't do shitty things to be called out on.

shut your mouth when your talking to me

biggest pet peeve when people interrupt the middle of your sentence.

I love it. Meddling people are THE WORST. It's one thing to tell me your business and I respond. It's another for you to go way out of your way to constantly be in my business. That drives me absolutely insane. Not as much as liars and gossipers but close.

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

It's facebook. Not your diary.

For all those that love to share the drama. Ever thought you have to share it on FB because you know in real life people just don't care to hear you moaning again?

You can only say "WTF?" so many times. I've been telling people this for years when they ask my why I am off to the liquor store. aaaaaand I'm just about there.

I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

Sometimes people just need to hear it. Check out these comebacks, funny quotes and sassy (and utterly sarcastic) insults to let them know how you REALLY feel.

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