I don't give children and the elderly much leeway-the law of averages tells me that most of them will grow up to be stupid adults or grew up as stupid kids, so all the sympathy they might get for being immature or senile tends to go right out the window.

Thank you for all of your hard work. We are going to reward you by giving you other's people's work to finish.

Thank you for all of your hard work. We are going to reward you by giving you other's people's work to finish.

There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.

Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.

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