hahha!! sooo true!!

My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat.-well said... Although at the end of the year if I don't have to buy a bigger size pair of pants, I think I'll consider that a win!

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all the time

TRUTH. ha!

ha! exactly

hahaha so true!!!

true

Hahaha true story

Me.

haha yup

Sorry, but I don't know many "book smart" people with common sense like mine. So if I'm "imaginary smart" so be it. At least I'm not making dumb decisions.

Ha, so true!

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

all the stinkin' time!

Word!

Sir Mix-a-lot

YES.

hummm....sounds familiar!