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Funny Ecard: I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

There is no need for me to seek revenge on you. Looking at you, it seems to me like karma & your parents genes took care of that already.

When an ugly whore refers to the man's wife she was fucking as fat & ugly.Look at yourself you white trash skank!

Well... one of  the biggest disappointments in my life. And YES...  YOU CAN STILL KISS IT!!!!!!

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you the biggest disappointment of my life. You may now kiss my ass.

Stress relief!

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that caused the stress to begin with.

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

ecard: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes. (So it is possible to read in sarcasm.

You drink too much, swear too much, and have questionable morals...you're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

From this point on i plan to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some will be glad. Others should be scared.   lol  funny

Funny ecard: From this point on, I plan to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some will be glad. Others should be scared ;

lol. Great come back! :P lol I wouldn't ever need it but still funny

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Funny Confession Ecard: When you say everything happens for a reason, don't be surprised when I slap you in the face. It happened for a reason.

I know just who this card is talking about....

Free and Funny News Ecard: She's crazy. And just when you think you've reached the bottom of her craziness, there's a crazy underground garage.

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my pinterest board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;-) | eCards

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my Kicks & Giggles board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;

Stacy this is for sme guy you know....I think you know who that would be.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Would you like some sun? Cause you're shady as fuck.

Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

I think I'll collaborate and listen. Maybe who ever made this card should have used some spell check. Still funny.

When someone says "STOP" I never know if it's in the name of love, hammer time or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen. So funny

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