Dads Sleep, Real Sleep, Sleep Yup, My Life, Night Shift, Mom Sleep, Eye, Haha So True, Kid
Mom Sleep - seriously wonder if Mom sleep goes back to real sleep ever... again..
MOM SLEEP/ Night shift problems: the act in which your eyes are closed but you hear everything the kids are getting into.
Mom Sleep ...yup
Haha SO TRUE
MOM SLEEP: the act in which your eyes are closed but you hear everything the kids are getting into. This is my life.
Mom Sleep. Much different than Dad Sleep, which is where he sleeps better than the baby.
Care Ideas, Quotes, Childcare 3, Child Care, Children, Families Childcare, Kids, Daycares Ideas, Care Provide
R/T @mmuhammad95 @HBCUkidz @lady_nes Salute to your childcare starts,Now. This is open till next Monday at noon. We will have an expecting parents and possible decade party on Friday. Reply for further details family childcare
I am a Family Child Care Provider
Definitely need to hang this up by my door for parents to see! Child Care is not babysitting. This quote is from Suzanne Schlechte.
Family Child Care is not Babysitting, it is a business of growing children #sweetpoppycosmos
A mother can only be as sane as her craziest child. Lord help me...
Crazy Kids, Freak Stars, Funny Things, Mothers Funny, Love You Mom, So True, Funny Stuff, Funny Quotes, True Stories
Oh My Freaking Stars!: Mothers & Sanity So true!
#lostcause :) Love you mom!
Crazy kids = crazy mom
Sigh... so true
Too Late, Funny Reading, Funny Stuff, So True, Watch Movies, Ecards, True Stories, So Sad, Aging Humor
True story... My momma always be tryin to start movies too late
Scott always wants to watch movies late lol
So sad because its so true!
Walks, Funny Pictures, Daily Odd, Funny Stuff, Funny Quotes, Odd Compliments, Love Quotes, True Stories, Phones
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole! Boyfriend/girlfriend love quote... smile
Daily odd compliment. ;) I would definitely be the person who walked into a pole.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. Use as a daily odd centerpiece
Haha I'm doing this right now at 3:20. :) Gotta love coffee time.
Laughing, Funny, Truths, So True, Humor, Ecards, Things, I'M, E Cards
So true! Funny how things change overtime!
Bahaha my own personal e card!
crazy, ecard, ecards, funny, humor. LOL
I'm about to go postal!!!! Hahaha!!! This made me bust out laughing...
Funny Confession Ecard: Even I'm shocked by the level of your ignorance.
Truth #funny story #funny photos
Coffee Humor, Yessss, Coffee Coffee, Coffee Teas, Coffee Love, Things Coffee, I Love Coffee, Coffee Addiction, Coffee Touch
Coffee Humor: Ahhh, that feeling when the first sip of coffee touches your soul.
I love coffee. <3
so true. Aahhh Coffee Coffee Coffee
www.organogold.com #coffee #tea #ganoderma #OG #organogold
Laughing, Quote, Truths, So True, Funny Stuff, You R, Ecards, Kids, True Stories
Oh so accurate! #ecards
TRUTH!!! This is always my first question to my kids lol
So true ... Ask my kids
Haha, I laugh because it is so true!!
Dishwasher OCD. I have it.
Dishwashers Ocd, Cheer, My Life, Ocd Overdr, Funny Stuff, My Dads, Dirty Dishes, Ecards, Case
Dishwasher OCD. Lol my dad..
How do ecards know my life?
Here's to all of you who rearrange the dirty dishes in the dishwasher after someone else has loaded it. thesaucysoutherner. | Congratulations Ecard | someecards.com
Dishwasher OCD. I have it. Cheers!
OCD overdrive - yes, this is my dad.
Real Life, Kids Day, Funny Pictures, Buzz Lightyear, Cars Decals, Buzzlightyear, Funny Stuff, Funnystuff, Toys Stories
a toy story in real life
Funny stuff :)
Funny Picture Dump Of The Day – 62 Pics Omg
Toy Story Buzz Lightyear & Woody Bumper Ornament: This would make every kids day to see this hanging off a car.
#ToyStory #BuzzLightyear #Woody
True story. @Lindsay Jacob Smoot . all ive thought about is seeing that movie since you told me about it!! hahah
Be M, Best Friends, Friends It, My Husband, Friends And, Brittneyshealey, So True, Ecards, Definitions
Yeah, I definitely have one.
For some reason, I get the feeling I'm that friend. And you're all welcome :)
I am that friend... its a gift :)
Yes that would be my best friend ....MY HUSBAND !!! hehehehe
So true... Ecards
I M Porcelain, My Life, Skin Cancer, White Girls, So True, Pale Skin, I M Rocks, Call Porcelain, Totally Me
Pale? I'm not pale. It's called porcelain and I'm rocking it. OH MY GOSH. STORY OF MY LIFE!
Oh heck yes! One for the white girls!!!
loll totally me
Pale? I'm not pale. It's called porcelain and I'm rocking it. oh, so true!
My life. Damn Irish skin cancer
Pale? I'm not pale. It's called porcelain and I'm rocking it. I LIKE MY PALE SKIN, THANK YOU
Love You, Funny Happy Mothers Day Quotes, Mothersday, Love My Kids, So True, Funny Stuff, Happy Freakin, Truths, Worth It
Lol truth! So worth it though:)
Worth it. Love you, Z. xo
Because of you, I sometimes pee when I sneeze. Or cough. Or laugh. Happy freakin' Mother's Day to me. So true but I adore that little boy:)
That's funny stuff!!!! LOL
so true! HaHa I love my kids!!!!
When you get it.... Oh......Sheldon
Laughing, Nerd, Bigbangtheori, Stuff, Big Bangs Theory, Pennies, Quality, Knock Knock, Things
Knock knock knock big bang theory penny penny penny
When you get it.... Bazinga. Don't you think that each penny should say "knock, knock"?
Lolsnaps.com - Knock, knock, knock, Penny� I am still laughing!!!
*knock knock knock* "Penny?" Most awesome thing ever!!!
Penny, Penny, Penny #BIGBANGTHEORY
Nerd humor. "Knock, Knock, Knock, PENNY!
Silly Furniture Blockade
Funny Dogs, Couch, Funny Animal Pictures, Silly Dogs, Funny Pictures, Pet, Puppys, Furniture, So Funny
silly dog on couch
your silly furniture blockage can't stop me, human! ...funny pictures of dogs
Haha... This is so funny, because we have the same problem!! Silly ATTEMPTED Furniture Blockade to keep the DOG OFF the furniture. Funny Dog Shaming
yes! i use to put the laundry baskets on the sofa when ginger was a puppy and then i'd find her sleeping in the laundry basket on the clean clothing! so funny!
Your Silly Furniture Blockade Can't Stop Me, Human | Animal Quotes Dog Quotes Funny Animal Picture
Caregivers: To help keep pets form getting on furniture when you are gone. Place a length of aluminum foil the full length of the couch on it. I've not seen a dog yet that bothers it. Not sure why or how, it's just always worked. I got this tip from a vet. When we are home I just fold it GENTLY in half and pop it behind the couch so I can use it again and again.
Bedtime Stories, The Tardis, Future Children, So True, Aunts, My Children, Nerd Mama, Future Kids, Aunty
If I ever have kids this will be so true!!!!
Sounds more like what my children will hear from me...
Yessssssss lol My poor future children.
...and how to deal with dragons, where to find real fairies, the Tardis, the Charmed Ones, Neverland, the Slayer, and a Firefly class spaceship named Serenity!
Replace "mommy" with "auntie." There you go.
What my future kids will deal with between their mom and aunt just add the daleks to make it a more complete picture.
Nerd mama :)
I will have a never ending amount of bedtime stories
Short Girl Problems
Shorts People, Cough Cough, My Life, Shorts Girls Problems, Seriously It, Short Girls, Really It, In Shorts, High Schools
Short Girl Problems. My life in a nutshell.
Im short, and this it true. Even other short people do this to me!
All 4years of high school
Cough Cough KALEB Cough
Like if you agree!
Wops.. Need to work on this one I think. My "kids" are pretty old!
Funny Pictures, Quote, True Words, Truths, So True, Baby, Toddlers, True Stories, Kid
Silence is golden...unless you have a toddler. In that case, silence is very, very suspicious. #quote #lol #kids
super funny and so true #toddler #funny
Too true - Silence is golden, unless you have a toddler! Find out more for babies & kids under 5 years old - www.under5s.co.nz
Funny Pictures - 49 Pics
This should inspire me to listen when the 5 year old gets too quiet. Not a toddler but still the truth.
Well, good luck with that… This is so Jonathan's room!!
Like A Boss, Evil Genius, Boys Rooms, Sons, Well Plays, Smart Kids, Challenges Accepted, Brother Rooms, Little Boys
Well played, son!
Legos like a boss. Smart kid.
Well played evil genius. Well played.
Legos like a boss it looks like my brothers room
Best Of, “Well Played…” – 27 Pics | Damn, thats one smart kid.
Lego minefield? Well played, sir and challenge accepted.
Well played - I think this is my boys room!
Well played little boy. Well played.
So heartbreaking!! Lol
Gifts Ideas, Shirts, Big Bangs Theory, Christmas, Quality, Kids, So Funny, Practice Jokes, Parents Win
Bazinga!!! hahahaha thought this was so funny
Might do this for my kids this Christmas or maybe even hubby - Bazinga!
So my parents thought this would be funny at Christmas - iPad - Bazinga - The Big Bang Theory
Bazinga! Great gift idea. Would have to weight it down to give it a legitimate feel to it
Bazinga! Parenting win. Loving the target bbt shirt :p
Good practical joke :D We are kind of known for them on my hubby to be's side. He covered what I thought was a cake in frosting for my 16th birthday. It was a BOX covered in frosting. I am so doing this to him for his 23rd birthday this year teheh :D BAZINGA!
Oh so true!!!