Funny Confession Ecard: I confess, I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know NOT to answer when they call.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail!

Funny Independence Day Ecard: Dear Lord, I know you put ignorant, annoying people in my life for a reason, but did you have to put so many, I'm just asking?

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Oh honey, you have gone beyond muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits.

Pinterest • The world’s catalog of ideas
Search