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I won't name names, but i'd rather push him off his rip-stick THEN smack him in the face with a brick...

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Scumbag Purell.

Oh the joys of purell!

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When my friend doesn't come to school...

sooo true!

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Me.

This is all too familiar!

I should get this for my mom. I'm sure she'll understand it and find the humor that I have no desire to comprehend

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Honesty.

..and he answered: Maybe you should consider driving then?! I talked to my therapist about it and she said: Just pay the damn ticket ($1350!!), it happens to everyone :-D

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I never run with scissors...

Yep

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Childhood defined.

So true.