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Lucky Charms. My kids totally agree.

This is so my daughter!: Dear Lucky Charms, Please stop putting cereal in my marshmallows. Thanks.

Apps on iPhone

Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel that they're panicked over who's getting cut from the team. --I will never look at that the same

Funny College Ecard: I keep my room messy so that if someone tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.

I keep my room messy so that if someone tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die. - Finally a real excuse, I mean reason.

and FYI she doesn't clock back in before 7am - so doncha bother gettin' oughta bed with nightmares and such cause momma's sleepin'

Your loving and patient mother clocks off at I suggest you get your tiny butt in bed before angry and "I've had enough!totally me

Funny Confession Ecard: Compulsive Pinterest Verbalization (CPV): The compulsion to verbally share EVERYTHING you see on Pinterest with your spouse.

or boyfriend. or roommate. or floormates. or friends. or random person walking down the street lol so true

Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate.

Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate. I so need to use this someday

January, February, March, April....September, October, November, December. Yup. Sounds about right.

So only during the months of May, June, July, and August that person will shave.thats SUMMER. I don't shave only in the summer time I do it every month but this picture is still hahaha !

And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

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