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Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad.

I no longer feel this way. I don't feel like I am on a diet and if I am, well then, Dieting is when you eat food that makes you glad!

I'd block you, but then I couldn't see all the stupid things you put on Facebook and make fun of you for them.

I honestly feel this way for an uneasy number of people. at the same time, I think an uneasy number of people feel this about me as well

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It would just be easier to listen to me the first time. right kids?

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

Hahaha! I would...

Many people do not look for the truth in Life, they only search for those that agree with them.

"Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when and where do ya wanna meet up? LEAVE YOUR BROTHER ALONE-- oh i love that place--IF YOU TOUCH HER ONE MORE TIME!!!" Oh...so...true.

I can only imagine what my phone calls sound like to the other person. "Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?

You don't know me.

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I can't find my phone! This is so me! can't count how many times i have done this lol

LOL I always feel silly sending the second text because I know the other person knows what I'm saying but I'm too OCDish not to. :(

HAHAHA - this is a pet peeve of mine. unless i/you totally screwed up the wording there is no need to resend the correct spelling.

You could substitute the word "teachers" for the word "parents" as well.  Whew, are kids tiring!

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You could substitute the word "teachers" for the word "parents" as well. Whew, are kids tiring!

Debit card

This reminds me of my pumped at work. it should say "Amount correct?" I hate when the debit/credit card reader at the checkout asks if the amount is okay?

Funny maybe, but TRUE!

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

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