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Why do people say, 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. - Betty White LOVE HER!

Energy cannot be created or destroyed, just changed. Potential energy comes from the foods we eat. When talking about weight loss, there are three components of balanced energy, which include calorie intake, calories stored, and calories expended. When the amount of calories taken in equals the amount of calories being expended (burned), there is balance and the body's weight is stable.

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

Tuesday's are just not the day for the bs SweetieI'm thinking We Need a Fast Forward Button & a Corona or Margarita To get Us Thru til Friday.. #hotmiamifashion #womenempoweringwomen #antibullying #shophotmiami #shophmfomg #thecrazysexyceo #hotmiamiselfiestation

I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting on my bitch bra, my shit kicker boots and my spiked leather belt with the boy toy belt buckle. So don't tell me to "deal with it." I got this covered. This is so Funny had t reprinn

YES!!!!!!......unlike the perfect guy food will aways be there, for me and just there in general

Every guy thoughts every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy. Every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat!

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Women Are Angels. And When Someone Breaks Our Wings, We Simply Continue To Fly On A Broomstick We’re Flexible Like That ~ Clever Quotes

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Just sitting here on the corner of awesome and bombdiggity. did someone just use bombdiggity in a quote?

If you are going to act like a turd

If you are going to act like a turd

If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.

so true... i also love when people laugh with wild abandon. one of my fave people laughs BIG when he laughs. it is JOY.

this is so true around my husband. I always laugh harder at him laughing than I do at what was funny to begin with. I love him!

Though we adore men individually; we agree that as a group they're rather stupid -Mary Poppins

K, this drives me crazy! Mary Poppins did NOT say this. Cleary, whoever made this sign does not know Disney! It was in fact Mrs. Banks that sang this line in a song in the Mary Poppins movie.

Isn't that the truth?!

15 Cool Typography Designs Of Your Favorite Literary Quotes

Women are not moody. We simply have days we are less inclined to put up with your shit. View more funny quotes. Related posts: Women Are Not Moody The Difference Between Men And Women I’ll Never Understand Women Don’t Get Your Panties In A Bunch

'Just remember, you wouldn't look good in prison stripes'. Haha

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away. Well, not just sometimes.

hahaha sounds about right @Jess Liu Sutton Hare

Change sisters to Best Friend, Great gift for the Bffl! Or keep it as sisters and it will work also!

... and on their cars... and all over their mailbox... and anything else they may come in contact with on a regular basis. lol

Funny pictures about I wish I was a bird. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I was a bird. Also, I wish I was a bird.

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