COPY THIS: According to Jon Stewart, "________." ADD your thoughts, and WRITE for 12 minutes. **Standards: W.2, W.9, L.2 (developing topics using quotations, establishing a formal style, drawing evidence from text to support analysis, punctuating direct quotes) Lesson source: pinterest.com/... (Poster link listed below)
12 Greatest Jon Stewartisms
Jon Stewart - so very true!
Vs Hobbies, John Stewart, Don T Stick, Jon Stewart, They Re Hobbies, Values Vs, Values They Re, Tested They Re
"If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies." -- John Stewart. From the 12 Greatest Jon Stewartisms on buzzfeed.com
Values vs. hobbies. (via Inspirational Quotes: Quote of the day | uberHumor.com)
Great quote from Jon Stewart. Love John Stewart.
Values vs. hobbies #JohnStewart #quotes
Jon Stewart ~ Values vs. hobbies
values vs hobbies <3 Jon Stewart
Values vs. hobbies.
life lesson quotes
lol love him!
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So true |Funny Pictures of The Day | http://funnypictures247.com
Its not a phobia....well said Morgan Freeman, well said
Well said Morgan Freeman..... well said indeed.
The truth! Morgan Freeman at his finest.
Well said, Morgan Freeman, well said.
You are a wise man Morgan Freeman
Truth! Morgan Freeman, AMEN!
Well said. I love this man!!
Love him. #funny stuff
I <3 Stephen Colbert
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“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we’ve got to acknowledge that he commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don’t want to do it.” – Stephen Colbert
So true, love Colbert. Keep it simple, honest, and to the point! But make sure it is obvious and funny! Well said Mr. Colbert!
"If this is a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor..." - Stephen Colbert. Click to see the full quote.
interesting... Stephen Colbert on being a Christian nation
Stephen Colbert on being a Christian nation... too. true.
Stephen Colbert on being a Christian nation.
So true, thank you Mr. Stephen Colbert.
One of my favorite quotes EVER
Deep thoughts with Cilbert
Funny True, George Rip, Carlin Rip, True Funny, George Carlin, Pretty, Man
Women are crazy & men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. Much love to you George Carlin!
Women are crazy, men are stupid, but the main reasons women are crazy is because men are stupid. love it.
I saw this man in concert back in the day-I Laughed so hard! He is never forgotten
I know it's man bashing, but sometimes we just gotta say it like it is . . .
George Carlin. Miss him. I love a man who tells it like it is.
Pretty much- love George Carlin, RIP
So true! George, we miss you!
Love you, George! RIP
Funny. True. Funny.
If they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a women can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.
Men Deserting, Women Rights, Abortion Illegal, Pregnant Women, Child Support, Pro Choice, Prochoice, So True
Anyone who wants to make abortion illegal must first strive to criminalize desertion of a pregnant woman by the man who impregnated her. (And please don't mention child support. It's not the same as forced tenancy of your body, risk to your health, and more expense than any child support payment could cover.)
I hope this never fucking happens. But, I would go one better and say that they have to paternity test every man in question of being the child's father, hunt him down, and make sure he can't back out. You take a woman's rights, you take a man's rights. Only fair thing to do.
If they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.
If they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting pregnant women illegal too. (I get what this is going for but forcing people to stay in unhappy or abusive marriages is a bad idea.)
If they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting pregnant women illegal too
I seriously love this. Deadbeat dads are idiots who should be shot.
The man speaks the truth…
Racism Isn T, Well Said, It S Taught, So True, Isn T Born, True Stories
"Racism isn't born, folks. It's taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list." ~ Dennis Leary
Racism isn’t born folks. It’s taught. I have a 2 year old, son. Know what he hates
Banoosh » » Racism isn’t born folks. It’s taught. -Leary
Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. Denis Leary
Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught...
Well said, Denis Leary, well said....
Love Denis Leary and this is so true!
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I'm not a princess, I don't need saving. I'm a queen, I got this shit handled. Squirt, this ones for u .
@Brooke Rivard @Lauren Ritta @Noel Rivard Got it Girls... I'm not a princess, I don't need saving. I'm a queen, I got this shit handled.
I'm not a princess, I don't need saving. I'm a queen, I got this handled. Love this!
I would like this in poster size please
We've got this girls!! :) ~KT
I'm not a princess <3 this
I'm not a princess. . .
Steve Carell, The Office Quote, L'Wren Scott, Favorite Quote, Cant Hear, Funny Stuff, Van Gogh, Can T Hear, Michael Scott
Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You cant be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I cant hear you." Steve Carell
Haha, oh Steve..! :) Actually. Steve Carell said this as Michael Scott. :) And I'm not entirely sure that Vincent Van Gogh said this.
Everyone said to Vincen van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you." ~Steve Carell #entrepreneur #entrepreneurship #quote
lolololol one of my favorite quotes ever - I love Michael Scott
-michael scott/steve carell// look at that little smirk. <3
Steve Carell. Be your own version of Vincent Van Gogh
Steve Carell as Michael .The Office quote.
Steve Carell funny-stuff-bro
I can`t hear you!
Life Lesson Sayings - Stress - http://meaningfullquotes.com/life-lesson-sayings-stress/
Stress Free, Stop Caring, Don T Stress, My Life, Thought, So True
It sure is... Hence why I'm stress free because I just don't give a flying fuck... Lol
stress is caused by giving a fuck. when will i stop caring :(
And I live a stress free life!!
Zero fucks, zero stress.
TRUTH Story of my life
thoughts of my Nat
Oh God, so true.
Listen, smile, agree.
This Man, Life Motto, Robert Downey Jr, My Life, Well Said, Nu'Est Jr, Smile Agree
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway." - Robert Downey, Jr.
Apologies for the f bomb in your feed. I still REALLY like the point, and I learned to live the philosophy when we were planning our wedding. Now I'm learning to apply it to everything. --> "Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway." - Robert Downey, Jr.
I love this quote. "Listen, smile, agree. And then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway."
Listen, smile, agree....Thank you Robert Downey Jr. These truly are words to live by
Listen, smile, agree | Robert Downey Jr. How I live my life.
Listen, smile, agree | Robert Downey Jr.love this man
Listen, smile, agree. I love Robert Downey Jr.
robert downey jr--- my life motto haha
Listen, smile, agree. Well said!
Better Version, Asshole Don T, Better Asshole, Funny Stuff, Yeah Asshole, Dear Assholes, Halloween Treats, Ass Hole, Good Advice
Wow. These should come with every Halloween treat given out... Start them young. :)
"Be the best version of you, unless you're an asshole. Don't be a better asshole."
Oops, think I was just a better asshole.
Haha, yeah, don't be a better asshole!
Good advice ... For ass holes :)
Be a better version of you...
be a better asshole
“Why not go out on a limb? That’s where the fruit is.” -Mark Twain | Mark Twain Quotes
Mark Twain Quotes, Favorite Quote, Limb That S, Great Quotes, Truth, So True, Marktwain, Smart Man, Take Risks
#Fuelisms : Why not go out on a limb? That’s where the fruit is.
always have loved this #MarkTwain #quotation!
Truth. #MarkTwain #Quote #HipHappyLife
Great Quote by Mark Twain.
One of my favorite quotes
So true :)
ALL OF THE AWARDS! ALL OF THEM
This Man, Gay Marriage, Dirty Harry, Well Said, Clinteastwood, Clint Eastwood, My Style
I knew I liked this man for a reason. I'm not gay, but if I were I'd feel a lot better knowing Dirty Harry had my back! haha
These people who are making a big deal out of gay marriage? I don’t give a fuck about who wants to get married to anybody else. We’re making a big deal out of things we shouldn’t be making big deal out of. They go on and on with all this bullshit about ‘sanctity'. Don’t give me that sanctity crap! Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want.” - Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood on gay marriage. When I read it, I use his voice in my head and it's even better.
Clint Eastwood on Gay marriage--reading this just made me love this man even more
#ClintEastwood from GQ interview - #Quotes
Gay marriage....well said Clint Eastwood
Gay marriage; you tell 'em Clint!
Definitely my style . . .
See, there we go.
Sexy Quotes For Him Kinky, Good Things, Sexy Boyfriend Quotes, Kinky Sexy For Him, Kinky Sexy Quotes For Him, So True, Kinky Sexy Quotes Yes Please, Weird Sexy
I just want someone who is equal parts weird and sexy. Love quotes by lovendar - #1 app for couples: lovendar.com
"I just want someone who is equal parts weird and sexy"
equal parts weird and sexy....and I have that!
Soulmate is equal parts weird and sexy
equal parts weird and sexy please.
Good thing I found one! :D
Equal Parts Weird & Sexy
good thing ; )
Lol so true
Remember This, No Regrets, Sotrue, Truth, Growing Older, Regret Growing, So True, Getting Older
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. --something I have to remember! I catch myself worrying all the time about getting older
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. So true! To many family members to miss for us.
Do not regret growing older, it is a privilege denied to many. | I know that all too well, need to remember this when I frown at my fine lines and gray hairs.
Note to self: "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many." Thanks to Sasha Schoelen for helping me rediscover the incredible wisdom of this truth. -- Eve.
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. Hits me in my heart...so true...
"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."... Need to remember this
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. #So true
BE THANKFUL. No regrets growing older... Truth.
Words Of Wisdom, Remember This, Favorite Quote, Some People, My Life, So True, Quotes Sayings, My Style
So true!#quote #saying #beautiful #inspirational #type #zitat
so true! some people really need to learn this... and FAST!
Responsibility #tattoo #quote #quotes #words of #wisdom
So true! I should start telling some people this!
So applies to some people in my life.
so true - I have to remember this...
This is so true of some people...
SO True! Need to remember this.
What is your favorite quote?
Your character is very important as it shows who you belong to...
John Wooden Quotes, Remember This, Vs Reputation, Character Reputation, Life Quote, Thought, Inspirational Quotes, So True
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A person is not their reputation. Everybody should remember this
John Wooden character vs. reputation-words to live by
Character vs Reputation - John Wooden Quote
John Wooden character vs. reputation
character / reputation
My thoughts, exactly.