COPY THIS: According to Jon Stewart, "________." ADD your thoughts, and WRITE for 12 minutes. **Standards: W.2, W.9, L.2 (developing topics using quotations, establishing a formal style, drawing evidence from text to support analysis, punctuating direct quotes) Lesson source: pinterest.com/... (Poster link listed below)
Jon Stewart - so very true!
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"If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies." -- John Stewart. From the 12 Greatest Jon Stewartisms on buzzfeed.com
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Values vs. Hobbies. John Stewart.
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Values vs. hobbies how true
Values vs Hobbies #Boom!
Values vs. hobbies.
I ♥ Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert: "If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." - bitsandpieces.us. God, this man is SO smart.
So true. Keep it simple, honest, and to the point! But make sure it is obvious and funny. Well said Mr. Colbert..
Stephen Colbert, except this is not a Christian nation. It is a nation with freedom for all faiths including the beliefs of atheists.
“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.” ― Stephen Colbert.........LIKE ALL LIBERALS, WHAT HE'S REALLY PISSED OFF ABOUT, IS THAT CHRISTIANS ARE TRYING TO SAVE THE MINORITY AND POOR BABIES THAT HIS FRIENDS AT THE ABORTION CLINICS ARE EXTERMINATING.
Awesome. One of my most favorite quotes ever.
well said, Stephen Colbert
Deep thoughts with Cilbert
lol love him!
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WELL SAID Morgan Freeman! If this offends you then please feel free to unfollow me!!
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Funny Pictures of the Day - Gotta love Morgan Freeman!
Well said, God! I mean Morgan Freeman..
Well said. I love this man!!
Morgan Freeman speaks truth
You tell 'em Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman= wise man
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Racism isn’t born. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list. - Denis Leary
WELL SAID. I don't really care for dennis leary, I LOVE NAPS, but this is a very good point.
Racism isn’t born folks. It’s taught. I have a 2 year old, son. Know what he hates
Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught... Denis Leary quote.
Banoosh » » Racism isn’t born folks. It’s taught. -Leary
Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught...
So true! Denis Leary is awesome!
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Hehe. "Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway." - Robert Downey, Jr.
Listen. Smile. Agree. And then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.... Yup all the time been doing this all my life lol
Listen, smile, "agree"... ― Robert Downey Jr.... My life
Listen, smile, agree | Robert Downey Jr. Good advice.
Robert Downey Jr., listen, smile, agree.
robert downey jr--- my life motto haha
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ALL OF THE AWARDS! ALL OF THEM
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Clint Eastwood on gay marriage. When I read it, I use his voice in my head and it's even better....I KNEW THERE WAS ANOTHER REASON I LIKED THIS MAN....."AMEN".
Eastwood on Gay Marriage - now this sounds more like the Eastwood I thought I knew than the demented idiot that took center stage at the RNC.
"These people who are making a big deal out of gay marriage? I don't give a fuck about who wants to get married to anybody else, We're making a big deal out of things we shouldn't be making a big deal out of. They go on and on with all this bullshit about 'sanctity'. Don't give me that sanctitiy xrap! Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want. ~ Clint Eastwood, from GQ interview 10/2011"
Clint Eastwood on Gay marriage. Just when I thought I couldn't love this man any more.
Eastwood on Gay Marriage. Oh my god I love this man. @sarah
"Don't give me that sanctity crap!" #ClintEastwood
Gay marriage....well said Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood-get 'em Clint
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I'm not a princess, I don't need saving. I'm a queen, I got this shit handled. Perfect description of me!!!
@Brooke Rivard @Lauren Ritta @Noel Rivard Got it Girls... I'm not a princess, I don't need saving. I'm a queen, I got this shit handled.
I'm not a princess, I don't need saving. I'm a queen, I got this handled. Love this!
We've got this girls!! :) ~KT
I'm not a princess <3 this
I'm not a princess. . .
If they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a women can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.
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Anyone who wants to make abortion illegal must first strive to criminalize desertion of a pregnant woman by the man who impregnated her.
41 years since roe vs wade and Americans are still having the pro -choice / life wrangles. Mind you we are too, just in a quieter way
DUH, IT IS. THEY ARE LABELED DEADBEAT DADS AND ARE FINANCIALLY REPONSIBLE FOR NEXT 18 YEARS. HOWEVER THEY CAN'T SAY DON'T ABORT, NOW TALK ABOUT UNFAIR.
Anyone who wants to make abortion illegal must first strive to criminalize desertion of a pregnant woman by the man who impregnated her. (And please don't mention child support. It's not the same as forced tenancy of your body, risk to your health, and more expense than any child support payment could cover.)
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Explains why I'm stress free in many areas of my life...
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I shall henceforth give zero fucks.
i need to stop caring
Food for thought
He done said it perfectly!
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#Tupac #Quote This is it, I really need to do this. Move on, these people aren't worth it
lougato: #sodope #sotrue #Tupac was wise beyond his years! (Taken with instagram)
I need to remember this when things don't go the way I plan. Life moves on.
on moving on ... One of my absolute favorite quotes. Says it so perfectly.
I cant believe I am posting a Tupac quote, good stuff, on moving on ...
moving on...so true! It'll all come together eventually.
Well said...I must remember this!
Move on! Wise words from Tupac!
on moving on ...well said!
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One of my all time favorite quotes from one of my all time favorite movies. Steve Carell. Dinner for Idiots.
Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You cant be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I cant hear you." Steve Carell
Haha, oh Steve..! :) Actually. Steve Carell said this as Michael Scott. :) And I'm not entirely sure that Vincent Van Gogh said this.
Todo mundo dizia para Vicent Van Gogh: "Você não pode ser um grande pintor, porque só tem uma orelha". E sabe o que ele respondia? "Eu não posso ouvi-lo." Steve Carell
lolololol one of my favorite quotes ever - I love Michael Scott
Steve Carell / Michael Scott / Van Gogh, haha!
Steve Carell as Michael .The Office quote.
I can`t hear you!
Jon Stewart is BRILLIANT.
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The Republican mind is just baffling, and unwilling to take a closer look at why they fail. Thank you, Jon Stewart.
Jon Stewart sums up the philosophy of today's REPUBLICAN PARTY and/or "THE BAFFLING WILLFULLY, BLIND, COGNITIVE DISSONANCE of the Right who live on 'Bullshit Mountain:' If they have success, they built it. If they failed, the government ruined it for them. If they get a break, they deserve it. If you get a break, it's a handout and an entitlement.
Jon Stewart ... "If they have success, they built it. If they failed, the government ruined it for them. If they get a break, they deserve it. If YOU get a break, it's a handout and an entitlement." ... VOTE!!
F$cking bullshit mountain!! ~ I wish more "journalists" were like comedian Jon Stewart
Great quote by Jon Stewart because the truth always bears repeating.
Jon Stewart. Funny and Smart.
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Women are crazy & men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. Much love to you George Carlin!
Women are crazy, men are stupid, but the main reasons women are crazy is because men are stupid. love it.
Pretty much! George Carlin was primarily a philosopher and secondly a comedian, oh snap!
Women a re crazy, men are stupid- George Carlin
Pretty much- love George Carlin, RIP
So true! George, we miss you!
Love you, George! RIP
Funny. True. Funny.
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Wow! So true! Make it your life's mission to serve others and make the world a better place! #NoExcuses
No Excuses.....this is too true for me....hits home....I NEED TO REMEMBER THIS.....if you want it enough, you will do it, you won't make excuses.
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So true! I think this realization is a huge part of becoming a stay at home mom. It was our #1 priority and we made it happen by determing the difference between wants and needs...no excuses!
There are no excuses when something is important to you... as it is so true... just do or don't, there is no inbetweens and those actions are greater than any words. <3
Thank you for re-pinning this, @Lana Soto. I need to remember this! // This is so true, especially when it comes to Christianity. I must remember this.
If it is important to you, you will find a way. If not, you´ll find an excuse. Wow. That's so true.
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So true - remember this when someone makes excuses
Gotta love Cookie Monster :)Think I'll have a cookie.....
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I find it slightly disturbing that this has become my life philosophy. The Cookie Monster causes me to rethink my life... :) -- wise words from cookie
This seems like a good philosophy to live by. Words of wisdom. Thank you, Cookie Monster. #quotes
Cookie Monster wisdom. Pretty much how I live my life. True story.
Thanks to @Mary Powers Henderson this is now my life motto
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Cookie Monster wisdom...story of my life.
Cookie Monster wisdom :) well said
Eat Cookies. #cookiemonster
<3 my life motto
I knew who I was this morning but I've change a few times since then.
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#Bipolar #I_knew_who_I_was this morning, but I've_changed_a_few_times since then. #Alice_in_Wonderland
"I knew who I was this morning but I've change a few times since then." Absolutely LOVE 'Alice in Wonderland' quotes for tattoo ideas !
I knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then.~~ Alice in Wonderland Quotes
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I love the thought of Alice in Wonderland quotes for a tattoo....
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Alice~ Alice in Wonderland...my life story!
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!
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"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." -Neil Patrick Harris #NeilPatrickHarris #Awesome #Quote #Life #TrueStory
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story. - Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris), How I Met Your Mother
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY. He's so awesome, he's so awesome Barney Stinson, haha
<3 Neil Patrick Harris! "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." How I met your mother
How I Met Your Mother "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." - Barney Stinson
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. True story." - Neil Patrick Harris
true story and also more legen wait for it... DARY!
true story. haha story of my life
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
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After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. ~ Mr Big, Sex and the City quote
So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
well said! She's single because she refuses to change her relationship status for someone who falls short of what she deserves. Knowing her self value, she's chosen to preserve a spot in her heart for a real man, someone mature enough to understand that loyalty, commitment and honesty is a priority and not an option....