Damn glitter polish is the worst!
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Funny Seasonal Ecard: Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps, or taking off glitter nail polish.
Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps, or taking off glitter nail polish. | Seasonal Ecard
glitter polish... I hate glitter nail polish... must you stick like mud?!
So true. - nothing is worse than taking off glitter nail polish .
Hahaha so true!! That damn glitter nail polish does not come off
hahaha love the glitter nail polish part, SO TRUE!@tara Riedl
So true! Haha, glitter nail polish is the WORST to get off!
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*Giggling* Ain't that the truth.
Yes, I would lol
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I'd do anything to lose 10lbs, except eat healthy and work out. Apparently it's so so true! hahaha
Hahaha. So true. Gotta get motivated to workout to get rid of the last few pounds eating healthy isn't taking care of!
Story of my life as a dietitian- I'd do anything to lose 10lbs, except eat healthy and work out.
I'd do anything to lose 10lbs, except eat healthy and work out. Story of my life!
This is so true for so many! You have to eat healthy and work out, people!!!
So true ...I'd do anything to lose 10lbs, except eat healthy and work out.
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Home is where you can say anything you want...so true
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This is a true story.
So true! my life
True story. Lmao
Haha true story.
True story ._.
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That could be a fun sort of thing to do. ;).... I have literally said that it would be fun to name paint colors. Ha!
I've always said that!! That could be a fun sort of thing to do. ;)
There's one I haven't thought of yet. @Melissa Ann Carpenter
Why was THIS not an option on Careers Day??
creative writing minor up for grabs...
I've often thought about this.
My new career goal.
Such a fun job...
its a real thing
haha! i'm worried that if i give up drinking, i'll replace it with murdering.
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haha! i'm worried that if i give up drinking, i'll replace it with murdering. Except what it needs to say is if I give up drinking COFFEE! ;-)
i would replace with drinking coffee....but this made me laugh!!
This is a very true statement of my life ..Just saying..
...drinking coffee that is. I am not a morning person.
LOL!!! For the drinkers in my life.
It is a realistic fear of mine!!!
Im dead !! Lmfao
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For every $100 taken out of your pay, only $5 goes to the poor so... Maybe you should ask for a picture of a tank or a CEO of a financial firm.
Tax humor!! So wrong cause I think Welfare can help some people if used correctly, but still funny when read!
:) so mean but really funny!
hahahahah pretty funny shit!
yeah, that would be nice!
Tax Humor @ Sarah Corgan
So wrong but so funny.
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Funny Workplace Ecard: On Being a Stay at Home Mom: Half of the time I feel like I'm running an insane asylum...the other half I feel I belong in one. "This could just as easily gone on my 'So True' Board!" :0)
Funny Workplace Ecard: On Being a Stay at Home Mom: Half of the time I feel like I'm running an insane asylum...the other half I feel I belong in one.
On Being a Stay at Home Mom: Half of the time I feel like I'm running an insane asylum...the other half I feel I belong in one. | Workplace Ecard
Yes so true but I loved being a stay at home mom to my girls. I know they both wouldnt have had it any other way.
Oh man, I seriously busted up laughing! So true!!
Stay at Home Mom funny-stuff
My life in an e card..
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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Facebook constantly reminds me that people uglier than me are getting engaged.
Facebook constantly reminds me that people uglier than me are getting engaged. - OMG SOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!!!!! LOL. IM MEAN
This is mean but it made me laugh..Facebook constantly reminds me that people uglier than me are getting engaged.
Facebook constantly reminds me that people uglier than me are getting engaged. Funny stuff!
Haha Facebook constantly reminds me that EVERYONE is getting engaged before me lol.
Sooo rude, but so funny haha
Funny Confession Ecard: I hate Periods. Out of all things, why blood? Why can't it be fairy dust or glitter or something pretty?!
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I hate Periods. Out of all things, why blood? Why can't it be fairy dust or glitter or something pretty?! #PMS #ecards
Funny Confession Ecard: I hate Periods. Out of all things, why blood? Why can't it be fairy dust or glitter or something pretty?! Definitely made me think of Ron in the Chamber of Secrets
[ raybansunglasses.hk.to ] #ray #ban #ray_ban #sunglasses #chic #vintage #new Great to own a Ray-Ban sunglasses as summer gift.Funny Confession Ecard: I hate Periods. Out of all things, why blood? Why can't it be fairy dust or glitter or something pretty?!
"I hate Periods. Out of all things, why blood? Why can't it be fairy dust or glitter or something pretty?!" Ah, but you see, then the glitter would get into... places... And the washer would get filled with glitter.
#Periods #PMS #ecards
Out of all things...
One of my pet peeves
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Funny Family Ecard: Dear Family, Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet. There's nothing like waking up to disappointment for breakfast.....this is sooooo my family!!
Dear Family, Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet... My husband is notorious for this! He says "it makes are cabinets/fridge look full" lmao.
This is my husband!! With more than food. Hey how come we're out of ziploc bags? Um cuz you left empty box in the pantry so I thought we still had them!
Dear Family, Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet. There's nothing like having disappointment for breakfast. | Family Ecard | someecards.com
Worst Pet-Peeve of my Life! Can't you just throw the dang box away?
one of my biggest pet peeves and my family does it so well!
empty boxes or empty milk cartons
Ha ha ha...never thought of this, but oh, so true!
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Haha never thought of it like that but so true :P
Never thought about it that way! SO true hahaha
red white & blue. I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.
never thought of this but yep so true lol
Red, White and Blue _ #E Card
giggles ~ funny ecard!
NOT SO FUNNY truth
I'm probably not going to find a husband today because I forgot to put on mascara.
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Haha. Or eyeliner. Lol. Although I've already found my husband. But still. I can't be out and about withou my eye makeup. Lol
god forbid you leave the house without makeup..shame, you'll never find one now hahahahaha
I have this thought all the time, only it's makeup in general and not just mascara.
Haha so true! My husband & I started dating while I gave up make up for lent.
How u gonna find a husband with no makeup on!! Us to julie!! Hahaha
BHAHAHAHAHA... So glad I don't waste the time to wear make up..
How every girl feels without makeup
Story of my life haha!!
single girl problem
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Another pinner also said- Also....Twat waffle, lemon nuts, and such...LMAO!
Also....Twat waffle, lemon nuts, dickwad, douchebaggery and so on...
Twat waffle, lemon nuts, and such. I prefer Douchenozzle.
Also....Twat waffle, lemon nuts, and such...
OMG he does this all the time!!
This made me die laughing
Wouldn't you like to know how many glasses of Our Dog Blue you've earned?! #wine #humor #ChateauMorrisette
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#ecards #funny #wine @April Cochran-Smith Cochran-Smith Cochran-Smith Cochran-Smith Powell
Exercise E-Card / Fitness E-Card • #wine #calories #gym #run #someecard
Exercise = wine points, or rum and coke in my case!
#ecards #funny #wine @April Cochran-Smith Powell
#ecards #funny #wine @April Powell
Ha wine app please eCard
Wine wine wine
Wait. Doesn't everyone?
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Funny Friendship Ecard: Technically grown-up, yet still have to chant, Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty to figure crap out.
Technically grown-up, yet still have to chant, "Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty" to figure crap out. | Friendship Ecard
Technically I say right tighty lefty loosey ... but oh well :)
Thanks to my Dad I'll never forget this :)
ecards..righty tighty lefty loosey lol
my life summed up in an ecard
Yepp every single time..
Life is hard sometimes.
Ha, funny stuff.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're safe
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bah ha ha ha, I just read this really slow to my husband and paused after "I'v been diagnosed.." his face was priceless lol
i have the most serious case yet... but ill live with it..
Diagnosis - Awesomeness- My Husband would say this.
Diagnosis: awesome. Haha!!!! Love this!!!!
..... if any of you know my husband....
totally what my husband would say, lol
I am awesome
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Funny Friendship Ecard: I don't care what you think of me. Unless you think I am awesome. In which case, you are right.
The Important people in my life think I'm awesome and their opinions are the only one's I care about
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true story bro
haha so true
BOTH!! I'm enjoying all the awesomeness in my life and don't give a shit about ANYthing that I have no room for, that doesn't inspire or support me or my son, and I'm HAPPY!! Xo
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i can't tell if i'm dealing well with my life these days or i just don't give a shit any more.
hahah good or bad, i think i dont give a shit
haha so true