I'm pretty tired of these kids running lemonade stands acting like they've never even heard of vodka before.

I'm pretty tired of these kids running lemonade stands acting like they've never even heard of vodka before.

Does this ever happen to you? Lol! Happens to me at least once per day. Tell a patient they have a crazy infection that's going to cause their teeth to fall out... they are just happy to hear that they don't have cavities

Does this ever happen to you? Lol! Happens to me at least once per day. Tell a patient they have a crazy infection that's going to cause their teeth to fall out... they are just happy to hear that they don't have cavities

And you can reward yourself with a hotdog after you ace the LSAT!  Double win!

And you can reward yourself with a hotdog after you ace the LSAT! Double win!

Good friends know the exact number of drinks you can handle before you make poor choices. Great friends hand you that drink.

Good friends know the exact number of drinks you can handle before you make poor choices. Great friends hand you that drink.

My grandpa's saying is "always take something that's free, even if it's a bucket of shit. You can still rinse it out and use the bucket."

My grandpa's saying is "always take something that's free, even if it's a bucket of shit. You can still rinse it out and use the bucket."

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