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It takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm, but only 15 to say "It's called a clitoris and it's right here."

It takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm, but only 15 to say "it's called a clitoris and its right here.

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Can I list "Speaks Cursive" on my resume?

Be cautious

Be cautious

Thank you for calling the 'Give A Fuck' hotline. I'm sorry, but there are no fucks to be given at the present time. Please call back later.

Thank you for calling the 'Give A Fuck' hotline. I'm sorry, but there are no fucks to be given at the present time. Please call back later. Hahahaha gotta have a sense of humor 😜😝😁😀😊

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spit the water out of my mouth on this one!

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I'm going to verbally assault you

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Supporting the legalized killing of millions of innocent unborn children a year via abortion isn't being "progressive". It's oppressive.

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This girls think they can do all that stuff and it won't have consequences, to all of you slut: wait 'till you meet the right guy, let's see if he stays after he finds out all that you've done.

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'I'm sorry, but unfortunately there isn't a 'clear history' button for your vagina.

What if...

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

I really do

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This is my ultimate pet peeve!! Seriously...close your mouth and eat like you have some sense! <<<

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This is my ultimate pet peeve!close your mouth and eat like you have some sense! And chew gum for that matter!

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