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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you have so much shit to do, that you decide to take a nap instead.

Did you wish for a big dick but become one instead?

Harsh reality, esp for some people.sad part is its everyone else who "needs to grow up" but them.


Funny Confession Ecard: Why, yes! I say 'f*ck' a lot more than a girl should!

Just make sure you understand that I'm the funny one.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm glad we share a sense of humor and an understanding that I'm slightly funnier

This is completely acceptable parenting to me. I would have been a terror without it.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

Well said.

Making This eCard Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time

My Life is just a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together-Humor Train

I never sing the right lyrics, and now I have a legitimate excuse. Hahaha

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like, "Bitch, what if I was freestyling?

This is actually my life right now.

sometimes I just can't tell

I can't tell if I'm dealing well with my life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.

or, like me today, you run into the lone good-looking unmarried man on campus you know... damn it.

Funny Confession Ecard: You look great, but don't see anyone out you know. You wear no makeup, have messy hair and dirty clothes on and suddenly it's like a fucking reunion.