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Changing how you look at the "&" symbol forever.

I didn't before, but now I can't see anything else, damn it! Some things you just can't unsee!

I WILL DO THIS WHEN I GET MY OWN HOUSE!!!

I have the "doorbell broken." Sign on my door too but never thought to add the "yell ding dong.

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45 Funny Quotes That Are Too Awesome To Miss

Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!

I hate that!! It's like "hi Grandma"

Or rather, this is very much like my aunt's cats, and they freak me out every time! I keep wondering if cats can see ghosts or something.

I so want to do this lol tlanae

Funny things to do in an elevator.don't know that I could ever do this but it's funny

hahaha true @Michelle Archuleta            Mother and daughters day out. LOL

How I feel every time. I hate having my eyebrows waxed, resulting in some pretty wicked eyebrows of the time and every time I get a pedicure, they ask "chew wohnt you eyebrows done?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...exactly what I think everytime I stick my leg out from underneath the blanket! Sad but true lol

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Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

And then everyone looks at you strange because you can't talk and sit there clapping like a retarded seal...

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

Since you asked... All medications are toxins to our bodies, thus the harmful side effects, but if you were to do any number of healthy things like get proper exercise, eat a healthy diet, drink plenty of water, get the proper amount of sleep, etc. These things can cause extreme sexiness. When you do your sexiness shows.

The "good side effects" are what the drug actually does. I'm a nurse. Also, I have seen side effects like "may cause breast enlargement" or "weight loss"

haha

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna kill- ahh damn! She's under a blanket.

LOL This is so me. I'm always fighting with hubby to stop pulling the blankets off of me because they make me feel safe. Even if it's really hot in the house, I have to have blankets on.

Realist speaking

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki. She's under a blanket. ha, ha that is funny!

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Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'

I don't like thinking of this in the daylight either!

or other scary things that come out in the dark. Like burglars. Or murderers, or clowns. Or spiders, or ghosts.

100 Inspirational and Motivational Quotes of All Time! (27)

100 Inspirational and Motivational Quotes of All Time! (27)

Oh, thank god! But the sad thing is, when I get older I will probably still say thank god I don't look like I did at

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