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This Literally happens everyday at my house! Funny Family Ecard: Dear Family, Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet. There's nothing like waking up to disappointment for breakfast.this is sooooo my family!

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

As evidenced by the 10 year old walking around with his dad in target today with his unedited rap music at full volume in his pocket.

Free and Funny Graduation Ecard: I believe basic common sense should be taught in schools since it obviously isn't being taught at home any longer.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I just used my last Pandora skip for the hour..... the next song is even worse.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I just used my last Pandora skip for the hour. the next song is even worse.

No, thank you for letting me watch you constantly text as we hang out. I would hate to bore you with my company. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com

This shit pisses me off! Texting and being on the phone is supposed to keep you connected but IM HERE AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! How does whoever is texting you deserve your time more than me? I have a friend that does this ALL the time!

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

'Girls: "I like to hang out with guys 'cause there is no drama." Me: "I like to hang out by myself because there is NO drama & I don't have to wear pants."' YUP das me

no pants no problem. seriously, I almost never wear pants at home. I hate pants. this is a pants free zone. please wear your undies though.

I saw this on Tumblr. The quote is not wise.  It's wiser not to allow anyone to get to you that much--why care that much about someone who annoys you?

LOL funny quote quotes true true story humor anger relate so true relatable PISSED OFF

For my 20 year old son.  Being married is awesome so find a nice girl and stay at the party. You don't have to sacrifice the fun you are having.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. well-i-thought-it-was-funny

Lucy, you're not alone. Peanuts - Charles M. Schultz

I think every week should have a day where boys give presents to girls Lucy Charlie brown

Art Im so blessed to have great friends! quotes-and-things-that-make-me-smile

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

Funny Confession Ecard: Raisin oatmeal cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

Anyone who knows me well, knows I pick the raisins out of my oatmeal raisin cookie and the the oatmeal cookie! mmmm, chocolate chip oatmeal cookies are yummm-o though :)

Just Kidding. LOL

Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.

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