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No kidding!

Don't think this applies to just stay at home moms! On Being a Stay at Home Mom: Half of the time I feel like I'm running an insane asylum.the other half I feel I belong in one.

Yep...

You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

The next person who says that being a stay-at-home mom is easy, is gonna get punched in the face. With a hammer.

I've been a SAHM for years.and it is easily the most rewarding, yet hardest job I've ever had.

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

So, SO true. I remember when my Mom got off the couch, I had messed up.

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I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom. This is the kind of mom that I will be. only time will tell.

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I was just telling my kids that we had to square dance in PE when I was in high school (Thank God we did that cuz I NEVER used that a day in my life after that).they were like, "what's square dancing?

Funny Stuff: Mommy’s On The Phone

Moms -- what is it about a phone call that cues the kids to lose it? // Let's not bother mommy right now; she's on the phone," said no child ever.

36 Of Our Favorite Parenting Memes - LDS SMILE

36 Of Our Favorite Parenting Memes

ADKD: Attention Deficit Kid Disorder: When you attempt to wash dishes but first must fix a blanket fort, fish a toy from behind the fridge, find a binky, sing the ABCs, and. hang on I hear crying. Pennington - this is our life!

I have turned off the water so many times to listen!

Shower Schizophrenia- EVERY DAMN TIME. The constant belief that you hear a child crying while you're trying to take a shower.

TRUE LOVE... so true

Totally made me think of Kenzi "Mommy has a boogie in her nose. David has a boogie in his nose.

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