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Whahahahhhahahahahha!!!!!! Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.

Whahahahhhahahahahha!!!!!! Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.

Lies??? Bawwwhahaha okkkkkkk More like not saying what you wanna hear (out loud) - Keeping silent is one thing but I have No reason to lie

hand me the booze and watch me get fabulous.

hand me the booze and watch me get fabulous.

OMG... this is freaking hilarious!!! I seriously just Laughed Out Loud at the thought of me telling my boys to say it!

Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.

Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.

welcome to my life...Lexapro and Buspar are highly recomended :)

welcome to my life...Lexapro and Buspar are highly recomended :)

Free, Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

Free, Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.