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Dear karma I have a list of people you missed. And you will definitely get your karma for all the things you have done and said. And your karma is gonna be twice as bad!

Seriously! Sometimes I wanna punch you in the face while screaming profanities that would make a sailor blush!!!

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

Never insult me like that again. Better that you keep your mouth closed. I gave up my children as a sacrifice for my love for you! Or did you forget that!! Never ever say I didnt love you again!

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Lol!!!!! Couldnt help myself...my chemistry background collided with my sarcastic sense of humor ....

"Not to get technical, but according to chemistry - alcohol is a solution." Great excuse for a drink!

this is exactly my case.

this is exactly my case.

At night, I can't sleep. In the morning, I can't wake up. My Life story!

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Embrace Your Inner Fantasy…

Although it's questionable if I ever shut up now!.

so I have an american accent and I never shut up, but I'd talk even more with a british. I'd never stop if I had an Irish accent.

I'd love to yell this at a few people!!!!

Or just go in the parking lots as you do every night.understandably you gotta make money.but turning tricks. No wonder you're so diseased.

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