Know anyone special who is addicted to coffee? We have humorous quotes for them! Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation, The only thing that is keeping me from hurting you is the fact that they don't serve Starbucks in Prison. When drinking.
The Most Interesting Cat in the World: I don’t always want to be friends. But when I do, I make sure you’re reading a book and my butthole is in your face. Anyone who has a cat will know how true and funny this is!