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"Your ex asking to stay friends after you break up is like kidnappers asking to stay in touch after they let you go."

This is completely acceptable parenting to me. I would have been a terror without it.

I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole.

from Jen Spends Less

Boycott Thanksgiving Sales

This is funny and sad at the same time. Because its so true.

So True!! @Anne-Claire Woodfield

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Funny Confession Ecard: I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thin people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thin. It's a public service really.