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Dear God... All I ask is one chance to prove to you that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person... :D  haha

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

Oh, I so feel like this is what I look like when I run!

Pinning away - Halloween

I feel like running. Check this out: What I feel like when I run: What I' m pretty sure I feel like running Check this out: What when run: I' m pretty sure

lol!!!! i just push a little harder and do some extra cardio after those "oh snap" moments. :) everyone shoud allow the OCCASIONAL cheat.

Yep, so true before but now Im like oh snap is that cake? Nom nom nom , and then Im like, "Grrrrrr" as I work that cake off

My Awesome Bubble has Commenced

"Today I will love in the moment. Unless it's unpleasant then I which case I will eat a cookie" ~ Cookie Monster. Comment if your childhood was all about Cookie Monster

I love cleaning up messes I didn't make. So I became a MOM. Ain't that the truth! A little Mother's Day humor!

If I could carry this around during my shifts at work... my job would be soo much better! :)

could so use this for some people in my life! Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

I seem to be doing this a lot...

Pour On The Mom Guilt I love mom snark. This doesn't mean I don't adore my kids and being a mother, but mom snark is a great way to laugh off the stress.

Here's to our Eazy E Fridays

The Geto Boys as an adolescent white girl

Feels good to be a gangster. I laughed. Hope you did too. It just does, Mom. I can' t explain why it feels so good to be a gangster.

Thank goodness I'll be a kid at heart forever.  Being a grown up can be a bummer sometimes.

inspired by … etsy

"I believe that everyone else my age is an adult whereas I am merely in disguise" - Margaret Atwood (funny how this feels so true sometimes!

There are many days...

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We ALWAYS find things out. Which is why you shouldn't lie!

A little Inspiration - Never underestimate a Girl's ability to find things out!

First thing I do when I’m lost… true life story

First thing I do when I’m lost…

Funny pictures about First thing I do when I'm lost. Oh, and cool pics about First thing I do when I'm lost. Also, First thing I do when I'm lost.

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