men think it's a woman's fantasy to find the perfect man. every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.

men think it's a woman's fantasy to find the perfect man. every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.

I hate when people say they're "expecting" a baby. Like "We're expecting a baby but it could be a Velociraptor".

I hate when people say they're "expecting" a baby. Like "We're expecting a baby but it could be a Velociraptor".

Funny Confession Ecard: Everybody has a girlfriend and boyfriend, and I'm just over here like ' I love food '.

Funny Confession Ecard: Everybody has a girlfriend and boyfriend, and I'm just over here like ' I love food '.

'I have a feeling we should kiss...' 'I sometimes I have a feeling I should do crystal meth then I think 'Mmm, bettern not'.

'I have a feeling we should kiss...' 'I sometimes I have a feeling I should do crystal meth then I think 'Mmm, bettern not'.

Epic Make-up Fails

Epic Make-up Fails

Hair protector to be worn while eating. Because soup in your hair would look funny, right?

Hair protector to be worn while eating. Because soup in your hair would look funny, right?

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