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It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life.

It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life. Douche bags be gone, I have a real man now :D

Sure do.   I learned a lot in my last one and just how much better off I am and so thankful I dodged a bullet!!!

Sure do. I learned a lot in my last one and just how much better off I am and so thankful I dodged a bullet!!!

Funny Confession Ecard: Why yes, I do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it.

Funny Confession Ecard: Why yes, I do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it.

Sometimes, I miss you. Then, I remember what a douche you were and how awesome I am. And then I'm like, "No. I'm good."

Sometimes, I miss you. Then, I remember what a douche you were and how awesome I am. And then I'm like, "No. I'm good."

Stay classy. Hard to do when you have no idea what that is.

Stay classy. Hard to do when you have no idea what that is.

The sad truth. We all have our moments of weakness along this journey. It can feel so incredibly lonely...

The sad truth. We all have our moments of weakness along this journey. It can feel so incredibly lonely...

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Thank you for talking about me all the time.. You've only proved to me and everyone else you're a crazy jealous bitch.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Thank you for talking about me all the time.. You've only proved to me and everyone else you're a crazy jealous bitch.

Some people find it so hard to stay out of my life, when they actually need to focus on their own.

Some people find it so hard to stay out of my life, when they actually need to focus on their own.

I've yet to be criticized for staying home, but this seems an appropriate comeback for any snarkiness.

I've yet to be criticized for staying home, but this seems an appropriate comeback for any snarkiness.

I sooooo have a co-worker like this....changes the morale just by entering the room

I sooooo have a co-worker like this....changes the morale just by entering the room

Internet FADS, What's The Deal?: The New Sarcastic and Funny E-Cards

Internet FADS, What's The Deal?: The New Sarcastic and Funny E-Cards

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You should stop being an asshole.

You should stop being an asshole.

Who needs soap operas anymore? One family gathering and you're set for enough drama to last a lifetime.

Who needs soap operas anymore? One family gathering and you're set for enough drama to last a lifetime.