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Free and Funny News Ecard: Claiming that someone else's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a cupcake because you're on a diet.

It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Flight attendant prayer #aviationhumorpeople

Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

Forget what my tattoos are going to look like on me in 60 years. Start worrying about what that fatty decaying animal flesh is going to look like on you.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Forget what my tattoos are going to look like on me in 60 years. Start worrying about what that fatty decaying animal flesh is going to look like on you.

Pet peeve!!!!! I know so many people who do this!!! Hate it, dont post it if you dont want to be asked!

So true, and one of my pet peeves! "If you don't want to talk about it, don't post vague status updates on FB, fishing for people to ask you what's wrong!

it gets done.

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

one sided friendships never work...it takes two. People misuse the term friends/bestfriends waaay too much these days!

Funny but not funny.Funny Friendship Ecard: Oh, you expected ME to keep in contact with YOU, but not vice-versa? My bad, I forgot that's how friendship worked.

Funny Confession Ecard: I will never understand decaf coffee or non alcoholic beer.

eh, I kinda get the decaf coffee, but non alcoholic beer.that just defeats the purpose of the beer right?

Happy #NationalMargaritaDay    It's time to relax and you deserve it!

I made this margarita with my kids' slushie machine. Alex had to ask which drinks were his when we busted out the slushie machine!

Religion is like a penis

Free and Funny News Ecard: Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.

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