I know there was a time when this kind of crap didn't affect me. Now I just want to buy them all a big teddy bear.
"To a child, Teddy is a bridge between a human and and an animal. He doesn't mind being dressed in ridiculous hats, or even being read to. You can blame him for anything, and he won't deny it. His marvelous face expresses anything a child wants to feel or hear."