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It's funny bc it's true! I wore the same outfit for a week one time. It's sad bc yeah, I wore the same outfit for a week. Annnnnnnd bc [tomorrow] is spelled wrong.


Singing a song you don't know? That 15 second part you DO know is coming up.and you're gonna OWN that shit. STORY OF MY LIFE!

Alright STOP!!lol

When someone says "STOP" I never know if it's in the name of love, hammer time or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen. So funny

Funny Friendship Ecard: Pst, I know you don't like me but spy on my status to talk shit behind my back! Glad to help bring some excitement to your boring life ;-) IDGAF!

HAHAHA - this is a pet peeve of mine. unless i/you totally screwed up the wording there is no need to resend the correct spelling.

The Notebook

Ecard // Noah wrote Allie 365 letters so I think you can answer my text // the notebook

Weeding out the problem

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

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Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 11 months from now. Because I'm a woman, and we never forget anything. Ever.

Shopping with kids..

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Funny Confession Ecard: Shopping with Kids is like trying to concentrate on 150 things at once while someone repeatedly beats you over the head with a plank of wood.

My feelings exactly! Probably why I burn my tongue so often, lol.

Free and Funny Farewell Ecard: I'll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life, I'm going to

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Everyone does this.

All my cooking shows have food and fun and your friend! There's also free stuff and fresh ideas!

You don't know me.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: screw you recommended serving size.

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My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.