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I knew it!...the little bastards :-)

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

The truth about my day!

This is the truth of my life. Except now it has become: Morning = exhausted, Afternoon = Dizzy from fatigue, Night = too panicked to sleep.

Need.

Funny pictures about Kindly go away. Oh, and cool pics about Kindly go away. Also, Kindly go away.

True that! Don't underestimate me darling. I can go from Lady to Ghetto in seconds.

Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out - Love of Life Quotes

It's not beauty sleep

Why is it called beauty sleep if I wake up looking like a troll? its oh so true :( / :)

Absolutely!

All in favor say aye! -- so many times I have thought this when I have that pin that I feel I probably pinned at some time in the past but don't want to pass it up.just in case

I am who i am. I'm weird. I'm lame, i run into things, i spill food, i trip, i scream annoy random and stupid stuff.

All the time! It probably doesnt even get me anywhere faster.

I can relate: That awkward run/walk you do when a car lets you cross the road.

I'm sorry y'all, this is funny.

To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: “Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives.

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

Seriously!  Liking your own status is ridiculous...and annoys me immensely!  Obviously you like it or you wouldn't feel the need to post it...so don't go "liking" it, it's dumb...REAL DUMB!

this isnt funny the thought of someone high fiving themself energetically! is super funny

O.O

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

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