"I hate it when my dentist asks when the last time I flossed was. I'm like, dude, you don't remember? You were there. " #dentalhumor #funny #floss http://sallingtate.com
Hahahahaha..YUP! Happened to me on the highway yesterday. I was driving 65 and they had to be doing 80. caught up to them everytime at the road construction!
All the things I LOVE. Things, words and pictures.
I would rather buy new tupperware, than bother to open this one to clean out whatever this used to be.- I said when i opened the fridge today.
Community Post: 17 "Someecards" That Are Too Sassy For Their Own Good
"Watching my daughter at the park earlier. Another parent asked "Which one's yours?" Just for fun I said "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified."
Lessons in Womanhood
Favorite people and quotes
This is one of those situations where honesty is NOT the best policy.
Words to live by, or laugh at
Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end...
Funny Confession Ecard: I drink while I work out. I call it #interesting ads #funny commercial ads #funny commercial #commercial ads
words to remember
Cup of care
I'd slap you in the face but I don't want to get slut all over my hands... this makes me laugh out loud! I know people who will LOVE this!!!