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"Outta the way world. I've got my sassy pants on today. mallorca I think your Tron-pants would be equivalent to sassy pants.

It seems to be impossible for me to get out of Target without spending $100--even when I go in for "just one thing".  :/

Whoever said money can't buy happiness has clearly been to target.

Yep, that's me. I can't help it.

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.

why do we extend ourselves beyond our heart's desire? i am working on being more authentic.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.

22 Reasons Why Gym Class Is The Most Horrifying Part Of Childhood

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Shaving is literally my worst nightmare.....

Yeah, I’d shave my legs for you. Maybe.

I know a few people who could agree with me:)

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm kind of a lady, but definitely more of a pervert.

'If you want to go running with me, you better be prepared to walk a lot.' Hahahaha.  I love it.

to go running with me , you ’d better be prepared to walk a lot

"She's really nice once you get to know her..." Pretty sure this is how my friends describe me...

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' --reminds me of someone I used to work with!: E Card, Quotes, Fun

No more drama !

Funny Confession Ecard: I´m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people, respect it!

I am and damn proud of it...

people say im a loudmouth bitch. i dont correct them.

I really hate it when chicks put entire paragraphs of them whining about miniscule shit. It's facebook- not your diary!

Funny pictures about When I read status updates. Oh, and cool pics about When I read status updates. Also, When I read status updates.

I love how coffee tricks me into think I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

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