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oh wow, this happens to me a lot lately.

My husband would agree with this one! Please don't take my silence as agreement in your little rant you had there. I just prefer to watch 'crazy' in quiet. -- I swear this is Derek every time I am on a rampage!

My life.

Pocket Charts

everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.

Yes!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

Hahahahaha- I love it

Though not true for all husbands it is still something to keep in mind.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. so this explains our friendship to a T

Yes I wish.....

Ah the joys of pms, menopause, and all other hormonally inspired behaviors. as fun to experience as they are to watch

"We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants."

Maxi Dress for Fall

I love maxi skirts and dresses! "We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants.

Haha

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

Most required university classes

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle.

Isn't this the truth! | You look great when you go out, but don't see anyone you know. You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it's a reunion.| Hair & Beauty Memes | beauty humor | hair humor | lol | @Essence Magazine

The 40 Funniest Hair and Beauty Memes

You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

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