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Ha love wine

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. How do they know me so well?

It's not my fault wine comes in single serve bottles.... @Emily Schoenfeld Elder @Erin B

Love this wine quote!

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When a cashier asks 'how's your day going?' I reply 'I am buying 3 bottles of wine, it's clearly only getting better.

What do you mean by, 'I can't believe you drank that whole bottle of wine by yourself?!' What else are you supposed to do once it's opened?

What else are we supposed to do with an open bottle of wine?

Cardbourdeaux

Funny Friendship Ecard: It's no longer 'box wine'. The classy term is 'Cardboardeaux'. I need some wine.

Wine humor

A good man.I mean a good wine!

The other day someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. I was confused... what is leftover wine?

Funny Weekend Ecard: someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. I was confused. what is leftover wine?

Well, I've got half of this down, now just have to find a way to sneak in some wine, lol

Wine Humor - Yea ain't that the truth but maybe it can be my retirement plan!

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I just got some juice out of the fridge and I swear I heard the wine say.

I'd like a McWine please

You can order wine at McDonald's in Europe! Unfortunately, it is not named McWine. Marketing opportunity = missed.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

bahahaha sadly yes

Wine one one

…and then I said "Oh Noooooooo… my wine glass is empty! Quick… call wine one-one!

In case I ever go missing...

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Or on vodka bottles.

Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label. So I'm going to take that to mean it doesn't have any.

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label.

yes mom Im a lush lol @Lindsey Arnold

I'd say white with whites, red with darks, champagne with delicates.

That's kinda funny....kinda true :P

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Some days, there comes a time when no matter what the question is, the answer is wine. Today that's today