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haha damn that alarm clock... Every Monday and Wednesday I will think of this when I have to get up to make an 8am class. I will call my alarm clocks 'that jealous whore' and giggle.

I already want to take a nap tomorrow nesh0023 my life as a veterinary student

I never said I hated you. I just said that if you were on fire, I might consider roasting marshmallows. Big difference. -

my speech class group literally thought of this during class once


I never run with scissors...

So true. I hate running. carterv762 giggles

Its like finding the toy in the cereal box... that little added bonus

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