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honestly. a phone call would have been nice.

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Husbands.. Always gotta ask

I always remind my husband that we have only lived in the house for 10 years. Funny, I thought it was just my husband. Turns out maybe he isn't that unique.

It's Not Called "Bitching". It's Called "Laying It ALL Out On A Platter For You In Case You Were Unaware". | Confession Ecard

It's Not Called "Bitching". It's Called "Laying It ALL Out On A Platter For You In Case You Were Unaware". | Confession Ecard

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I was just telling my kids that we had to square dance in PE when I was in high school (Thank God we did that cuz I NEVER used that a day in my life after that).they were like, "what's square dancing?

I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can biscuits.

Okay, so I don't generally ever feel "skinny" but I can certainly relate to the biscuit can!

There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

I hate talking on the phone. I would so rather text. I spend enough time on the phone at work.

Most definitely!

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: We can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch. Not a full blown bitch, because that's no fun. And if you're not a bitch at all, that won't work either. A halfway bitch. Those are my kind of people.

I hate talking on the phone. Texting is the best way to get ahold of me.

Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable? I hate talking on the phone! Unless it's like my mom or grandparent's lol

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