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There are no skeletons in my closet. However, there is a tiny box of souls in my underwear drawer...

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: There are no skeletons in my closet. However, there is a tiny box of souls in my underwear drawer.

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It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Checked my credit report. It said,

I need a good laugh. Let me see some hilarious wedding/marriage related meme's, ecards, cartoons, photos, videos anything that makes you laugh.

My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car definitely does.

Funny ecard - My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car (HUMMER) :) definitely does

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Just because I came to work today doesn't imply that I've come to actually do work today.

Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, 'Bitch, I can't read this, try again.'

Free and Funny News Ecard: Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying,

@Rebekah Ahn Sheppard Burke @Susie Sun Sun Padilla @Dena Aksel Aksel Quezada @Michelle Flynn Flynn Goucher

This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat. Hahahahahaha, so damn true!

Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when...

Funny Confession Ecard: Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when I see stuck up bitches from high school being all fatter than me. So true

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

So, SO true. I remember when my Mom got off the couch, I had messed up.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, "Oh, there I am!" | Family Ecard

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

Knight in Shinning Armour..... Or not!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

My diet can best be described as, 'unchaperoned child at a birthday party.'

:) That's sounds great. My diet would be described as a child watching a birthday party through a glass window.all the time.

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