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    Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

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    Dead on.



    So true

    Lol. Okay, byeeee!

    my thoughts exactly



    I'm always fabulous. The booze just makes everyone almost as fab as me

    I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

    I understand that this can be seen in different ways, but to me it just sounds like the creepiest pickup line ever.

    "After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC

    Not funny

    If insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results then I guess I'll stop cleaning the house.

    Bahahaha!!! oh lord. this is me



    Haha.. so true. Pretty much the first thing I do when I walk in the door.

    I couldnt have said it better.