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I feel fat today. And to make myself feel better, I will eat this cake.Everyday of my life.except with ice cream!

For real though

I wish this were real. Except I might have to actually make an "Exercise" board first haha!

Ha, ha, ha, I will need to remember this next time I bake a cake :)

The only way I'm eating healthy is if I write "Healthy" on top of this cake with frosting.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Just ask my husband. LOL!

I feel like a failure! I've been shopping for 20 years and I still don't have anything to wear. (Mainly because Eubanks takes all my clothes!

Yes. Yes it is. :)

I wonder if heaven is like Target and Starbucks? I believe this is the White Girl's version of Heaven!

No more drama !

I'm living in a drama-free bubble today, respect the bubble people, respect it!

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

funny quote - I want to make everything on Pinterest. Unless it has more than 5 steps. Ain't nobody got time for that.   *Yeah really. :P

This is so funny because of two things: this is actually how I feel, & sweet brown!

Sounds about accurate.

Funny Confession Ecard: I have OCD, but I only clean things when I'm in the mood because I'm also bipolar.

0.0 I Don't Run Magnet | Sticker

0.0 I Don't Run Magnet & Sticker

Running Humor is where you can find funny running videos, pictures, shirts and humorous running jokes. Running Humor is where runners go to laugh.

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“I don’t know what’s longer. A microwave minute or a treadmill minute.

When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become  reality.  Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

I talk a lot about tequila, drinking and having a good time. I could count on my fingers alone the number of times I've actually had a drink so far this year. (Need the fingers to help me count; sure can't do it in my head... too stoned.) Just kidding. LOL!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends.

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