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Applies to every freaking tourist at Disneyland who stands on the back of your heels, breathes down your neck, lets their kids crawl all over you in line!!!!!!!! Personal Space people!!!!!!

All Day Every Day! Yep That's Me! If I dont piss at least one person off then I'm not doing something right!

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I'd take a bullet for you ★ Not in the head but like, the leg or something ★ A true friend indeed!