*at a job interview* Interviewer: What would you say is a weakness of yours? Me: Being so lazy that I do everything correctly the first time so that I don't have to do it again. I got the job<<--not such a bad weakness I'd say
Someone from Bury, England, GB posted a whisper, which reads "My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she's adopted. This is what she responded with "well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you" You tell em Boo ✌"
I told a woman at a restaurant she had the most beautiful blue eyes I'd ever seen. She was probably in her She cried and said no one has called her beautiful in over 20 years>>>>Awww that's so sad and beautiful
Someone from College Station posted a whisper, which reads "I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I asked if he was ok He said, "yeah I was just falling for you." Best pickup line ever "
Today i was driving and my dad screamed at me to stop. I slammed my breaks and saw i nearly hit a child who ran onto the road. I pulled over and cried. My dad died ago. >> Oh this is sad. I am crying inside right now.
I honestly hate it when people jokingly say stuff like “I’m so dyslexic sometimes!” And the some kids fake having it because of the Percy Jackson books. It’s not fun, it fucking sucks.
Someone posted a whisper, which reads "Today, I told my crush I liked her. She looked at me, grabbed a piece of paper, crumpled it in a ball and threw it in my face. I was confused then she said "That's for taking so damn long!