I'm sorry, but I love this mother. I would want to shake her hand and award her for thinking about the glass being half full and I have the urge to protect her- she is so far the most innocent text messenger I have ever seen
Someone from Portland posted a whisper, which reads "Just got home from work and my brother is asleep on the couch. he's a Marine and said he couldn't make it home for christmas. I wanted to scream so bad but he looked so peaceful. I'm seriously crying!
Me: honestly I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Friend: you sleep with a teddybear. Me: he's my SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS! I act sully do sleep with a teddy ear and I'm almost 17 🙄
I saw a guy crying at a table today when I came into a restruant. I asked him what was wrong and he said his date stood him up so I bought him dinner because the same thing had just happened to me. OMG MARRY HIM, it's destiny
If zombies ever attack just go to Costco. they have concrete walls.years of foods and supplies. and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card - Funni Pic - Funny Pictures - Humour
"My brother is a single father of daughter just had her first sleep over with her friends.One of them started their period and my brother freaked out and rushed them all to the hospital. "<<< Hahahahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing😂😂😂😂😂
Someone from posted a whisper, which reads "My husband and I were called into principal office because our son hit another boy. His defense? The boy was bullying the kid with two dads and no mom. I'd say, parenting done right.