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Didn't think about this but it's true Kids get excited they will get money after their tooth is out. As they get older they will know about playboy, porn sites, pro situation,etc.

Oh so true. You have a tiny baby that exhausts you, then you turn around and have a teenager learning to drive and you wonder where all the time went and what happened to that little baby.

Parenting: the days are long but the years are short. - Anonymous Too short.

Just did this today LOL! I did not even think about it this way!

I'm vacuuming and singing while the kids try and watch a movie. They need to learn that it sucks to have a quiet time interrupted

Gotta love the victim card!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

....and Spiritually Speaking: She Never Did Care for Pie.

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. ~Tenneva Jordan~ so true!

This might actually work, if you use a Psycho face too.

Physical Symptoms Of Stress

Don't yell at your kids, whisper, it's much scarier. so so true. Laura: 10 Things to Do to Stop Yelling at Your Kids

So true lol

Why do you bother hiding your panties at the gyno's office? She's gonna be looking right up your hoo-hah. She can handle seeing your panties laying on the chair. lol doctor panties ladies funny humor - I know I tuck mine into my pants!

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"Whoever said 'nothing tastes as good as skinny feels' has clearly never had cupcakes, or wine, or chocolate, or pizza!" Definitely the cupcakes and chocolate and pizza part!

I'm putting this in my baby book lol

Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom! Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom! Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom!

Yes, that would work!

"Make sure you sleep when baby sleeps." Great advice, should I clean when baby cleans and cook when baby cooks too? -------- some ecards. new mom. no shit sherlock. let me find the time.

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