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..and God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world..then he made the Earth round...and he laughe...

Bahaha I actually had a woman once define a word a word to me while patronizing me, this is so funny!

LMAO!!!! @muffintopped obviously I don't think you're biscuits but I totally had a laugh bc it sounded like something you'd say. 😂

Story of my life. I don't want to be mean, I promise. Some people just force it out of me sometimes..

When I answer the phone at work... Probably why they dont let me answer often... - more funny things: http://hotfunnystuff.com

Why do people ask "What the hell were you thinking?" Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain myself.

Funny Music Ecard: Hey heres some Midol. Those cramps are CRAZY! But heres the bright side.....Its not a baby.