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Exactly what I want to tell some people on the phone at work everyday!

That's why my bookshelf is typically near my window so I can just smash the window with my shelf and attempt to drag it out with me. Lol

That's why my bookshelf is typically near my window so I can just smash the window with my shelf and attempt to drag it out with me. Lol

'The customer is always right'? Fuck that. Sometimes the customer is just an asshole.

haha anybody in retail can agree. or any other customer service job.most times the customer is an asshole.

'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Why or why do i always forget this until i have been dragged into cleaning up the mess - 'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

Says my husband to me.I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

Everytime I come to work I immediately begin praying, 'Lord please help me not be a bitch today.'

Everytime I come to work I immediately begin praying, 'Lord please help me not be a bitch today.' Yes . but it doesn't always work. Especially the past couple days but it maybe a good day today.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

This made me giggle! Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

Which would be totally true if health care insurance was provided by my employer, but it's not, so...I pay for my own high blood pressure meds out of my own pocket.

HaHa Been There Done That! It's gotten to the point where I am working here to pay for the prescriptions I now require to cope with working here.

I don't want any of my hard-earned money going to that whore in FL :/

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

just a little me humor!!! ☍-☽ LoL!!!

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

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