Michael Buble: this woman at a Michael Buble concert interrupts him to explain that her son had just turned 15 and really wanted to sing with him. Buble actually lets the kid on stage..you have to watch to see what happens.
Seriously...the things that I say sometimes astound me too. This guy makes prints of things he's said to his kids and sells them on Etsy! Very cool. I think one of my all-time favorites is, "HOW many TIMES do I have to TELL you to pick up THESE MONKEYS?"