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What do you call those people who can eat whatever they want and not put on weight? Oh yeah… bitches. | Snarkecards

Ok. I laughed.

Ok. I laughed.

Ok. I laughed.

Whore hahahahahaha. @Sarah Chintomby Pence

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They say, 'You are what you eat!' That's funny. I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning. Haha, Had to share!