I will always love the false image I had of you.

funny

Haha I have said this many times. :D

Hahahah, sad but pretty true.

Ha!

My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk s**t about you. Move along, please.

Hahahahaha

Terrible. True & terrible.

haha

I don't want to sleep like a baby. I just want to sleep like my husband.

this is perfect not only because it's true but also because it was part of his proposal! love him!!!

#ecards

hahahaha TRUTH!

Seriously!!

All the time

lmao it's funny because I actually do this

Duhh

I just invent new ones.

Basically!